A crontab, an fstab, gettytab and a hosts file walk into a bar. 'What'll it be?' asks the bartender.
"I'll have something later," the crontab says.
The fstab ignores him and hits the dance floor, looking for someone it can mount.
"Just a beer," the gettytab says, "but this is the last one. You could say… it's my _terminal_ beer."
The hosts file rolls his its at the bad pun, but doesn't order a drink. It just realized that it's got the wrong address…
See also the comments of flight attendants and crew listed below. Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery! WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN. Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: -------------------------------------------------------------------- On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and ...
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