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Unix Joke

A crontab, an fstab, gettytab and a hosts file walk into a bar. 'What'll it be?' asks the bartender. "I'll have something later," the crontab says. The fstab ignores him and hits the dance floor, looking for someone it can mount. "Just a beer," the gettytab says, "but this is the last one. You could say… it's my _terminal_ beer." The hosts file rolls his its at the bad pun, but doesn't order a drink. It just realized that it's got the wrong address… From Bruce

6 Phases of Working – which one are you in?

  Phase 1    You are listening to jazz --  Your first day at  work is great.  Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is  cute,  you love your boss, and your administrative director is the  best! Phase 2 You are listening to pop music --  After a while  you are  so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going  anymore.   Phase 3 You are listening to heavy metal --  This is  what happens after about SIX Months!