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6 Phases of Working – which one are you in?


Phase 1  

You are listening to jazz -- 
Your first day at  work is great. 
Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is  cute, 
you love your boss, and your administrative director is the  best!

Phase 2

You are listening to pop music -- 
After a while  you are 
so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going  anymore.  

Phase 3

You are listening to heavy metal -- 

This is  what happens after about SIX Months! 

Phase  4

You are listening to hip hop -- 
You become bloated  due to stress, 
you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise  because you are so 
tired and have so much work to do and when  you get home you have more work to do. 
You feel sluggish and  suffer from constipation. 
Your fellow co-workers are too  cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing  in. 

Phase 5

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- 

After more  time passes, your eyes start to twitch, 
you forget what a 'good  hair day' feels like as you 
just fall out of bed and load up on  caffeine.

Phase 6

You are listening to the voices in your head --  

You have locked the office door to keep people out, 
You  wonder WHY you are even here in the first 
place and WHY did I  come to work today!  


Many thanks to Phil for this one 


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