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6 Phases of Working – which one are you in?
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss, and your administrative director is the best!
You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!
PASS THIS ON TO FELLOW CO-WORKERS WHO NEED A GOOD LAUGH.............
A crontab, an fstab, gettytab and a hosts file walk into a bar. 'What'll it be?' asks the bartender. "I'll have something later," the crontab says. The fstab ignores him and hits the dance floor, looking for someone it can mount. "Just a beer," the gettytab says, "but this is the last one. You could say… it's my _terminal_ beer." The hosts file rolls his its at the bad pun, but doesn't order a drink. It just realized that it's got the wrong address… From Bruce
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND this has got to be one of the funniest things going around the Computer.......wonder where they got the NERVE? MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND YEP - Those Are their real boobs!