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6 Phases of Working – which one are you in?
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss, and your administrative director is the best!
You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.
You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.
You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!
PASS THIS ON TO FELLOW CO-WORKERS WHO NEED A GOOD LAUGH.............
See also the comments of flight attendants and crew listed below. Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery! WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN. Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: -------------------------------------------------------------------- On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND this has got to be one of the funniest things going around the Computer.......wonder where they got the NERVE? MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND YEP - Those Are their real boobs!