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Unix Joke

A crontab, an fstab, gettytab and a hosts file walk into a bar. 'What'll it be?' asks the bartender. "I'll have something later," the crontab says. The fstab ignores him and hits the dance floor, looking for someone it can mount. "Just a beer," the gettytab says, "but this is the last one. You could say… it's my _terminal_ beer." The hosts file rolls his its at the bad pun, but doesn't order a drink. It just realized that it's got the wrong address… From Bruce
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6 Phases of Working – which one are you in?

  Phase 1    You are listening to jazz --  Your first day at  work is great.  Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is  cute,  you love your boss, and your administrative director is the  best! Phase 2 You are listening to pop music --  After a while  you are  so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going  anymore.   Phase 3 You are listening to heavy metal --  This is  what happens after about SIX Months! 

A Quick medical check

Because I care about you, I want you to get healthy and be around longer! So here is a brief Medical Test Look into this cat's eyes for 5 seconds    Now look into this Labrador puppy’s eyes for 5 seconds   Scroll Down                                                                       Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now Complete. ...have a GREAT Day!!! Life is short! Forgive quickly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably And never regret anything that made you smile!

How to get a six pack in 5 mins? / Jak w pięć minut wyćwiczyć kaloryfer na brzuchu?

From Kath

Power Cut

From Mike W Power Cut We had a power cut last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, it was raining so I couldn't play golf so I had to talk to my wife for a few hours. She seems like a nice person.

Polish problems

From Kath

A solution to every problem in 2011"

Here are some of the solutions to most of the problems you might come across. No spoon? No problem-o! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? No problem-o! Wiper motor burned out? No problem-o! Can't afford a real GPS? No problem-o! Can't read the ATM screen? No problem-o! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? No problem-o! New TV too big for the old cabinet? No problem-o! No ice chest? No problem-o! Bookshelf cracking under the weight? No problem-o! Seatbelt broken? No problem-o! Car stereo stolen? No problem-o! Satellite go out in the rain? No problem-o! No skate park in town? No problem-o! No bottle opener? No problem-o! Fuse burnt out? No problem-o! Cables falling behind the desk? No problem-o! Exhaust pipe dragging? No problem-o! AND THE BEST ONE..... Out of