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Radio Phone In -- Australia.

1) Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing the
following transmission. Many Sydney folks "did" hear this on the FOX FM
morning show in Sydney.


2) Apparently, the DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes.
The game is called "Mate Match" whereby the DJs call someone at work and
ask
if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the
contestant
answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
questions.


3) The person being interviewd is first asked to divulge the name of
their
partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
subsequently
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.


4) One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
thing
you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went
down:-


DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"


Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."


DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you
win. What is your name? First only please."


Contestant: "Brian".


DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"


Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married".


DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please".


Brian: "Sara."


DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"


Brian: "She is gonna kill me.


DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"


Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."


DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had s*x?"


Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."


DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."


DJ: "Question number 2 - How long did it last?"


Brian: "About 10 minutes."


DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that,
if a trip wasn't at stake."


Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."


DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."


DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"


Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
for a
couple of weeks..."


DJ: "Uh huh..."


Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."


DJ: "Attaboy, Brian."


Brian: "On the kitchen table."


DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times
I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work
number and call her up. You listen to this."


........[ 3minutes of commercials follow.]...........


DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"


(Touch tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: "Kinkos."


DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"


Clerk: "This is she."


DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've
been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."


Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"


DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give
any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
'Mate
Match'?"


Sara: "No."


DJ: "Good!"


Brian: (laughing)


Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"


Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely
honest."


DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If
your
answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the
Gold
Coast for 5 days on us."


Sara: (laughing) "Yes."


DJ: "Alright. When did you last have s*x, Sara?"


Sara: "Oh God, Brian .....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."


DJ: "What time?"


Sara: "Around 8 this morning."


DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"


Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."


DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away
from a
trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"


Sara: (laughing) "Yes."


DJ: "Where did you have it?"


Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"


Brian: "Just tell him, honey."


DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"


Sara: "Well..."


DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?


Sarah: "Up the @rse....."


After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break"


And 312 drivers of Sydney crashed their cars laughing!

From Phil

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