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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND this has got to be one of the funniest things going around the Computer.......wonder where they got the NERVE? MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE FROM DISNEYLAND YEP - Those Are their real boobs!

See also the comments of flight attendants and crew listed below.    Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery!             WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.     Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: --------------------------------------------------------------------                   On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where                   you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a                   flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out                   furniture here, find a seat and ...

1) Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing the following transmission. Many Sydney folks "did" hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. 2) Apparently, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match" whereby the DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. 3) The person being interviewd is first asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner subsequently answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. 4) One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:- DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-F...

Computer Question: Now here is a challenge! For all of you who keep thinking you are computer experts... Try this! So, you think you're so smart. Let's see how computer literate you are ... *WHAT WOULD CAUSE THIS TO APPEAR ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN?   123490=\qweriop[  asdhjkl (zxcvnm GIVE UP? SEE THE ANSWER IN THE BELOW!

From Kath

From Kath

Just goes to show how differently men and women look at things... HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surpri...

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