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From Nick

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STARTING UNI THIS YEAR WERE BORN IN 1991. THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SPACE SHUTTLE BLOWING UP. THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS. THE CD WAS INTRODUCED EIGHT YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD EMAIL. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CELL PHONES. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD THE INTERNET. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD VCRS, AND VIDEO CAMERAS. THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CABLE. POPCORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MICRO-WAVED. THEY NEVER TOOK A SWIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS. MCDONALD'S NEVER CAME IN STYROFOAM CONTAINERS. THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER. PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER OLD FOGIES ON YOUR LIST. NOTICE THE LARGER TYPE? THAT'S FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE TROUBLE READING ..... P.S.... SAVE THE EARTH. IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE. From Bruce

From Kath

From Kath

HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! SCARED YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS BECAUSE... in the next seven days you will: 1. Have someone fall in love with you 2. Find a $20.00 bill on the ground 3. Go out with the person you like 4. Your best friend will get you a really nice gift BUT... first you will have to repost this with this title: IM moving to (a random place)! TAG UR IT!! *Repost this and see how many people you scare! * No Send Backs! * Send this to 10 people in the next 143 min. When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cuz it works!! if you break the chain you will have problems with... ~ relationships ~your job/school ~Your family ...for the next 5 years JUST COPY AND PASTE From Steve

From Alison

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the=2 0system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run ...